No judgment, please. I know I messed up. I had two weeks for this English lit essay, and I did absolutely nothing. Now it's 8 PM and it's due at midnight. It's only 4 pages on symbolism in The Great Gatsby, so it's not the hardest topic, but my brain is frozen. I need a step-by-step emergency protocol. Do I outline first? Do I just start writing nonsense and fix it later? Do I even have time to find quotes, or do I just paraphrase from memory? If you're a fellow procrastinator who has survived these situations, drop your speed-run method below. I'm desperate.